the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
ABOVE: Exhibit A.
#4. Depression Just Means Being Sad
Some people end up with an anger trigger that the Hulk would consider extreme. That’s because one way to feel better about yourself is to make other people feel like shit, so a nice bout of telling your neighbor’s kid that his finger paintings look like they were done by a quadriplegic chimpanzee can be just the thing to pick you up. Sure, you’re still depressed, but at least you’re not a stupid idiot that can’t even paint a simple kitty cat. This is especially problematic, because friends and family will be less enthusiastic about reaching out to someone who might bite their hand off.
Cracked, I love you. I am madly, head-over-heels in love with you.
Run away with usI’m so happy I finally found Cracked on Tumblr.
do you ever wonder if your old teachers use you or your work as an example
yeah on what not to do
one time I almost cut my finger off while print making in high school and my old teacher informed me that she uses me as the “worst case scenario” when explaining safety
135 episodes, and these two chucklefucks still haven’t grasped the concept of not fucking with things in the park.
"Yeah, let’s fuck with the clocks! It’s not like anything bad has happened to us before because of messing with time!”
This is the clock song we’re setting all the clocks wrong. Heheheh.
fuck i need to finish homework but tumblrs pull is intense